Wednesday, May 05, 2004
Storks or vultures?
Altruistic as a mangeur de cigogne…
Surprise this morning. The mailboxes of the mangeur de cigogne were literally flooded with sympathy messages: "I knew you were the best!", "You've always been my favorite!", "You're gonna make it, great job!", "My gift to you: a trick to become first", "I've been helping you since the beginning". Even one "I love you. I will be your thing", not to mention an amazing one talking about blowjobs (this one made the mangeur de cigogne blush. He's kind of shy).
At first, not well awaken (he had not had his gallon of coffee yet), the mangeur de cigogne did not understand what was happening (his brain needs caffeine to warm up). Going again through these messages, he noticed a strange detail: all of them proposed to swap a link.
Going ahead with his morning web routine, the mangeur de cigogne ended up on google.com, checking his favorite keyword: "mangeur de cigogne". Few milliseconds later, the whole thing lightened. The mangeur de cigogne was now ranked #4! He suddenly realized that this mailbox thing was not a coincidence.
Life is hard. At least the mangeur de cigogne now knows what will happen when he wins the lottery…
Surprise this morning. The mailboxes of the mangeur de cigogne were literally flooded with sympathy messages: "I knew you were the best!", "You've always been my favorite!", "You're gonna make it, great job!", "My gift to you: a trick to become first", "I've been helping you since the beginning". Even one "I love you. I will be your thing", not to mention an amazing one talking about blowjobs (this one made the mangeur de cigogne blush. He's kind of shy).
At first, not well awaken (he had not had his gallon of coffee yet), the mangeur de cigogne did not understand what was happening (his brain needs caffeine to warm up). Going again through these messages, he noticed a strange detail: all of them proposed to swap a link.
Going ahead with his morning web routine, the mangeur de cigogne ended up on google.com, checking his favorite keyword: "mangeur de cigogne". Few milliseconds later, the whole thing lightened. The mangeur de cigogne was now ranked #4! He suddenly realized that this mailbox thing was not a coincidence.
Life is hard. At least the mangeur de cigogne now knows what will happen when he wins the lottery…
